When David Garavaglia, a 21 year old from Detroit, Michigan, returned late to his family home drunk and hungry, he wanted some ketchup to go with a late night snack.
He was clearly saddened to find the tomato sauce he had been hoping for was nowhere to be seen, so did what any diner after a few drinks would do, he wrote a review.
The next morning his family found the note. David doesn't remember writing it.