The "Cukoo Crazy" award goes to.....
Calvin Bautista allegedly got on a bus in Canada with 3 Burmese pythons stuffed into his pants in order to try to carry them over the border into New York. Border patrol officers caught him before he made it and confiscated the reptiles. He's now arrested and is facing up to 20 years in jail and a $250,000 fine. Not sure how big the snakes were, but Burmese pythons can grow to be up to 16 feet long and are dangerous.